sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

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me: twirls hair

me: pops bubble gum

me: tell me about it……………………. stud

u: *.*

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*marries u but only as a friend*

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i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’

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