astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via relahvant)

cuddlecafe:

me: twirls hair

me: pops bubble gum

me: tell me about it……………………. stud

u: *.*

(Source: asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile, via relahvant)

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

(via gnarly)

punkbread:

i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’

(via gnarly)

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